In einer Hafenkneipe sitzt ein typischer Pirat an der Theke: Augenklappe, Holzbein, Haken als Hand. Ein Tourist fragt ihn: „Wo haben Sie denn das Bein verloren?“ „Das hat man mir bei einem Kampf vor Trinidad weggeschossen.“ „Und was war mit Ihrer Hand?“ „Ein Säbelhieb, als wir eine Fregatte geentert haben.“ „Und das Auge ?“ „Da hat mir eine Möwe reingeschissen.“ „Aber dadurch verliert man doch kein Auge ?“ „Doch – da hatte ich den Haken gerade erst zwei Tage.“
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a verse about “Timbuktu”.
The priest began:
“I was a father, all my life, had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu.”
Then the Australian told his version:
“When Tim and I to Brisbane went, we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two!”
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