In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynaecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:
"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental."
REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA: With both hands.................................. 8 Calories With one hand....................................12 Calories With your teeth.................................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection..................................6 Calories Without an erection...........................3,315 Calories
POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging.............................18 Calories Getting up immediately...........................36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years......................................36 Calories 30-39 years......................................80 Calories 40-49 years.....................................124 Calories 50-59 years...................................1,972 Calories 60-69 years...................................7,916 Calories 70 and over........................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS Calmly...........................................32 Calories In a hurry.......................................98 Calories With her father knocking at the door..........5,218 Calories With her husband knocking at the door.........8,775 Calories With your wife knocking at the door..........13,521 Calories
Zitat von srtomAh, English for runaways [pre]Calories Burned During Sex: REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent.................................12 Calories Without her consent...........................2,187 Calories
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Wo kämen wir denn hin, wenn jeder sagte "Wo kämen wir denn hin" und keiner ginge, um zu gucken, wohin wir kämen, wenn wir gingen?
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Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their "mark" (or intended target) with a show of friendliness , the fourth -- the eldest -- sneaks in from behind the person's back to expertly rifle through his or her pockets and purses or bags for any valuables being carried. The picture attached shows the gang in operation:
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