Thema: Windows 2000 sourcecode
Da isser, der Windows-Quellcode...
- und der erklärt natürlich vieles, wenn man mal genau
nachliest... ;-))
>
>
> > windows2000.c:
> >
> > #include "win31.h"
> > #include "win95.h"
> > #include "win98.h"
> > #include "workst~1.h"
> > #include "evenmore.h"
> > #include "oldstuff.h"
> > #include "billrulz.h"
> > #include "monopoly.h"
> > #define INSTALL = HARD
> >
> > char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
> > void main()
> > {
> > while(!CRASHED)
> > {
> > display_copyright_message();
> > display_bill_rules_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > if (first_time_installation)
> > {
> > make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
> > search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
> > make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
> > disable_Netscape();
> > disable_RealPlayer();
> > disable_Lotus_Products();
> > hang_system();
> > }
> >
> > write_something(anything);
> > display_copyright_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > do_some_stuff();
> >
> > if (still_not_crashed)
> > {
> > display_copyright_message();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > basically_run_windows_3.1();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > do_nothing_loop();
> > }
> > }
> >
> > if (detect_cache())
> > disable_cache();
> >
> > if (fast_cpu())
> > {
> > set_wait_states(lots);
> > set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
> > set_mouse(action, jumpy);
> > set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
> > }
> >
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
> > /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
> > printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
> >
> > if (system_ok())
> > crash(to_dos_prompt)
> > else
> > system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
> >
> > while(something)
> > {
> > sleep(5);
> > get_user_input();
> > sleep(5);
> > act_on_user_input();
> > sleep(5);
> > }
> > create_general_protection_fault();
> > }
> >
>
>
>

- gruesse aus dem wilden sueden -

thUMP
ONE KICK ONLY & GOOD VIBRATIONS! ;-))

Nun, man muss kein Programmierer sein, um die 'wichtigsten' Zeilen zu finden - aber Mut zum Lesen braucht man schon.

Und siehe da: Der Alltag bestätigt den Wahrheitsgehalt dieses Kots.

geil, geil, geil.....!!!